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Merru Christmas Developers

'Twas the night before beta and all through the house,Not a program was working, not a keyboard or mouse.The programmers stared at their tubes in despair,With hopes that a miracle soon would be there.The users were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of QIOs danced in their heads.When out in the playroom there arose such a clatter,I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.And what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a super programmer ( with a six-pack of beer ).His resume glowed with experience so rare,He turned out great code with a bit-pusher's flair.More rapid than eagles, his programs they came,And he cursed and muttered and called them by name,On Update| On Transfer| On Build| On Delete|On Batch Jobs| On Closings| On Functions Complete|His eyes were glazed over, fingers nimble and lean,From weekends and nights in front of a screen.A wink of his eye and a twitch of his head,Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,Turning specs into code; then turned with a jerk.And laying his finger upon the "ENTER" key,The system came up and worked perfectly.The updates updated; the deletes, they deleted;The transfers transferred, and the closings completed.He tested each whistle, and tested each bell,With nary a bomb, and all had gone well.The system was finished, the tests were concluded,The users' last changes were even included.And the user exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt,"It's just what I asked for, but not what I want!"

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